Herschel

Imagine the most disgusting, shit-faced, poop-slinging sack of simian shit you possibly can. Now imagine what its ass looks like. Imagine that hairy fucking shit-stained monument to sin. Now imagine it taking a hot steaming dump on its own face and eating it. This is the experience we get every time we look at this absurdly disgusting nigger's face. It looks like his mom, when giving birth to him, grabbed him by the anus and violently pulled him inside out, only to later reassemble him using nothing but turtle dung, a rusty fish hook, and the board game "Operation" as a reference. And to top it all off, she covered his face with finely rolled sprinkles of her own excrement. Now imagine having to tolerate looking at that miserable sack of elephant piss every day of your fucking life. Just acknowledging that such an ugly fucking savage even exists is already a miserable enough burden, let alone the idea that this shit-slinging nigger roams our fucking campus everyday, brutally raping virtually everything that can't defend itself.

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In addition to him being the ugliest fucking coagulation of matter to ever shit itself on the face of the Earth, he also suffers from crippling retardation. Like, even the mentally disabled know that something is seriously wrong with this fucker. Because Herschel was unable to perform basic speech before the 3rd grade, his communication consisted of grunts, subtle eye movements, and the varying amounts of how much he shat himself. If he shat out more than his own body weight, it signified that he wanted to put his severely prolapsed phallus into his favourite "Rocko's Modern Life" plush figurine. To this day he still struggles with even basic communication. He killed a woman yesterday because she refused to let him insert his favorite lego yoda figurine into her vagina.